madeleine mccanned

when someone, something or yourself gets taken or kidnapped

“nahhh dude i hear voices outside my house”

“i hope you don’t get madeleine mccanned bro”

by absoluterat July 22, 2019

Dirty mccan

When you bum a girl from Portugal then put her in a white van or when you steal a child from a hotel

Bro how was that chick like last night from Portugal

Yh I did the dirty mccan
Or

Bro where is your child
I dunno I think I got mccanded

by Madeline mccan November 1, 2020

McCanned

An adverb, to describe the action of going missing. Replaces words such as missing, disappearing, gone etc.

"My daughter has McCanned"
"My Wig is McCanned"

by identlfication September 26, 2018

McCanning

A term refering to being a neglectful parent, similar, but not limited to, to other prominent McCann actions around parenting.

Person 1: Did you hear on the news about that kid who's been vaping from primary school to 15 years old?

Person 2: Yeah, classic bit of McCanning there.

by BigCheese1781 June 29, 2025