may 2nd

the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))

its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together

by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021

may 2nd

May 2nd is National Cut every mans Hand off Day! If a man touches you just grab your handy dandy knife and chop it off(: don’t worry about the cops because if it’s a man, CHOP IT OFF😫

girl: please don’t touch me, it’s may 2nd.
guy: or what babe😉
girl: *chops hand off*

by femalecock on tiktok😉 April 12, 2021

May 2nd

May 2nd is officially slap a bitch day. Walk up to a dumb bitch and slap the fuck out there ugly ass.

“Hey Eric it’s May 2nd aka. Slap a bitch day, get yo ugly ass over here!.”

by User4444 May 1, 2019

May 2nd

Kiss your bf day

May 2nd Kiss your bf day

by May 2nd April 29, 2022

May 2nd

On this day the prettiest, most warm hearted and funniest girls we’re born.

Oh my god Mason look at Sogol, she‘s so funny.. her birthday must be may 2nd!

by sn203 October 30, 2019

May 2nd

A dumb beautiful bitch was born that day

Ohhhh it's may 2nd .. Happy birthday dumb hoe

by OhHiImRosie October 18, 2019

May 2nd

Lots of famous people were born on this day. It is a significant day because it is the day after May Day which is a day of celebration, but more importantly a day of freedom for working class people. May Day is such an important day, many have extended the celebration into May 2nd.

I had such a great time on May Day I am extending the celebration into May 2nd

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019