widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Latino Man’s Mattress 

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.

“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

Latino Man’s Mattress by Gabriel Mason March 2, 2023

Yo Mama’s Mattress 

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.

I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!

Yo Mama’s Mattress by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021

mattress-stabber 

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

mattress-stabber by dymebag dave June 11, 2009

mattress surfing 

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.

"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."

mattress surfing by Daniel C., Esq. April 11, 2008

mattress sandwich 

The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!

"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"

mattress sandwich by Paul1535 June 20, 2008

mattress season

The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.

Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.

mattress season by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011