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Math fab Mathonwy 

The evilest god ever.
Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.
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A regift. A relatively trivial object that has repeatedly been given as a present. Strictly, a mathom is probably NOT an object with a tendency to decay (i.e. fruitcake), nor an object of obviously poor construction (i.e. a crooked handmade sweater or junk), nor a family heirloom or a useful "hand-me-down" article (i.e. toddler clothing), nor one which requires expensive upkeep (i.e. a large, exotic pet -- a proveribial white elephant).
Such objects most likely persist because they are slightly too valuable or unusual to dispose of outright or give to Goodwill, yet have such limited use or appeal that few wish to retain them. Modern-day candidates for mathomhood are commonly visible in catalogs for novelty electronics, pop art, junk jewelry, and sports memorabilia, as well as in roadside "local" gift stores.
"It was a tendency of hobbit-holes to get cluttered up; for which the custom of giving so many birthday-presents was largely responsible. Not, of course, that the birthday-presents were always new; there were one or two old mathoms of forgotten uses that had circulated all around the district; but Bilbo had usually given new presents and kept those that he received."

-- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, p. 65.
mathom by Alf112 January 1, 2007

Mathocide 

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder
"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"
Mathocide by Different May 1, 2014

matsobane 

the one ,

the chosen one ,

the special one ,

whoever has this name is destined to win

(northern sotho/sepedi)
matsobane cannot be used in a sentence . these people are just too immaculate
A Fear or dislike against pedophiles
A random men:¨ eww You disgusting you a pedophile ¨.
Pedophile: ¨ You being Maphobic¨.
A random man: What is Maphobic.
pedophile: ¨Someone with Maphobia has fear or dislike in pedophiles¨.
Maphobia by Map Activist February 3, 2022
(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.

Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.

Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.
Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."
Mathole by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009