person 1: did you do your math homework?
person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.
person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.
by JST505 January 29, 2009
Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 5, 2011
Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.
1)Substitution for a curse word
2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation
1)Substitution for a curse word
2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation
by Kev-tron October 24, 2010
Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
by Chazm666 July 23, 2010
The study of numbers.
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
by Nickodemus Bartholomew September 23, 2008
Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM
But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM
But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"
by Panda F'n Bearr March 6, 2015