The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it
Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation
by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019
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"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009
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1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."
by KooKid October 23, 2009
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simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker
i probably could not go a week without masterbation
by pothhead October 18, 2008
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Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John July 27, 2003
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The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.
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by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003
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