A dirty fuckin city where everyone either smells like ass, you can find drugs on the preschool playground, guns in bushes, and smoochies after school
highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville
centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets
noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here
highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville
centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets
noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here
by 978.IPAR September 3, 2022
Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.
*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."
by Moprah March 7, 2018
place where 99 out of 100 people are Jewish. Bar Mitzvahs are abundant and everyone walks on Saturdays except for the 1%.
by Floppers McPloppers May 31, 2009
A city that is a suburb of Boston (not a town, a city because of its form of government.) It does in fact have a large Jewish population and many of the inhabitants are middle or upper middle class. But it is a good city with a great public school system and is the safest city in America. Its schools and city programs have great sports (Newton North High School won an award for its basketball team in the 2005-2006 season.)
Newton Massachusetts is divided into many towns, Nonantum being one that has a large Italian population.
If you live in Newton, you can get to Boston very quickly
If you live in Newton, you can get to Boston very quickly
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
uxbridge massachusetts is BEAST!!!!
by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010
A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.
Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...
by Classified01867 November 20, 2006
One who thinks they agree with Republican ideals and are reasonably conservative, but realize they'd be considered a Liberal Democrat, or a moderate at least, anywhere else outside of MA, particularly the Greater Boston area.
Girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: "I think I'm a Republican."
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"
by ek2035 September 11, 2008