mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 02, 2006

mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 26, 2004

mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 11, 2007

mashed potatoes

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.

"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"

by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009

mashed potatoes

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*

by The Onion February 13, 2005

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.

"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"

by dont worry about it February 12, 2005