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mary pearl 

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands
"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"
mary pearl by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015
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Maypearl 

A girl who is always happy! She is smart and cute with a big heart. She always puts other people before herself and is there when anyone needs her. She is passionate and will make people laugh in her own awkward ways. She might seem quiet at first be she is one of the most social people you will ever meet. She will always make you smile when you need it most. When you find a Maypearl never let her go, she is one of the most outgoing, adventurous, and laughable people you will ever meet so love her with all your heart.
“Dude dude you know jake was dating Maypearl”
“Really?”

“Yea he’s a lucky guy “
Maypearl by Flowercat76 June 9, 2018

Maypearl 

AKA Poedunk Texas with a population of about 2,000.
This. Place. Sucks.
Have you ever been to maypearl Taxes?" "Where???
Maypearl by iiTripupstairs101 July 3, 2011

maryearl 

Maryearl is a kind, caring, beautiful, stunning, and amazing girl that everyone has to fall in love with. She is committed to one guy only, and is very faithful. She is the best girl you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting in your life. Every time she enters the room suddenly you are filled with joy, and she is always able to put a giant smile on your face. She makes you feel at home, loved, and like there's no one else but you. She gets excited about everything, which brightens up your day, everyday. She likes to go on adventures and to make great memories and have fun! She loves to skate, to draw, to cuddle, watch ROM coms, eat strawberries, make forts, drink lemonade, be carried around, and be nice to every one. Despite how much she's been through, she's still the strongest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is perfect in every way, but once you date a Maryearl , never let her go, because her perfect imperfections cannot be given up. She is an unforgettable girl, and not to mention hot! She is the best girl you'll ever meet in your life, and time stops every time you see her, because she is just so beautiful, and everything a guy could ever ask for.
Kyle: dude your girls such a Maryearl

Angel: yeah she is perfection
maryearl by Littleman in boat December 8, 2017
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