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Mary Jo means pure honesty and love. Mary Jo's usually have blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. The magical thing about Mary Jo's is that they are ageless. They just stay youthful and appealing no matter how many years pass.
You know, I always believe her because she's always Mary Jo.

She's almost 50 but she still looks Mary Jo.

I Mary Jo you more than anything in the world.
Mary Jo by MoJoVanWo July 11, 2009
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Meaning: Mary: (Hebrew) Either "wished for child," "rebellious" or "bitter"; Mary is the mother of Jesus

Jo: (Hebrew) God is gracious (shortened version of Joanne. It could the shortened variation of a number of names.)

Character: Mary Jo, the lottery girl
Mary Jo isn't necessarily used for skanks or scary people you dumbasses.
Mary Jo by harrypottereatscats April 15, 2009
a complete dumbass
Hey whos that girl over there?

Oh thats a mary jo, shes such a piece of crap
Mary Jo by ugla March 9, 2009
A woman who is also has a penis, she is very scary and is the type of woman to live in a scary city.
Mary Jo scares me so i dont go near her house.
mary jo by daniel123cool March 31, 2009
Smoking weed, marijuana, pot
"Whoa, dude! Looks like someone is doing some Mary Jo"!
Mary Jo by 2017Fam June 23, 2017

dirty mary jo 

When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.
My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.
dirty mary jo by whitejoker707 June 14, 2020

Dirty Mary Jo 

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”
She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.
Dirty Mary Jo by anonymous September 20, 2020
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