by sjktcybh December 21, 2016
An exceptionally handsome man with a charming personality that is almost too good to be real. A gentleman. Extremely intelligent & witty with the perfect amount of sass & sarcasm to charm even the bitchiest bitch. Has the sexiest voice & an accent that definitely melts your ice cream if you know what I mean. Marsels are always well groomed with the best facial hair & smoothest balls you'll ever feel. Extremely athletic & built like a large bear; Marsels are usually at the gym or at home pleasing their girlfriend multiple times. The best man ass you've ever seen/felt will only be found on a Marsel. You can set cups on it and bounce quarters off of it. Can be found drinking gallons of Milk/wine watching Star Trek, while sending sexy snaps to the love of his life. Marsels have the ability to be extremely sweet & then transform into the Hulk within a second. The sexiest body ever can be found on a Marsel. Marsels are very protective of their territory and intimidating. A very rare breed of man.
by Dat Ass Doe 6969 January 3, 2017
Typically a nice person is generally caring and a great friend. Marsels tend to experience a lot of doubt with love life but are very kind to women. Marsels are good artists but aren't very athletic.
by Nipple clamp6969 November 29, 2016
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HE CHEATED ON HER AND NOW SHE IS SOESAD
HE CHEATED ON HER AND NOW SHE IS SOESAD
by xsxra February 1, 2017
A name usually given to a lazy and generally unmotivated person. The person usually has a light olive skin tone and a shiny afro. The afro houses many bugs and critters, as they do not wash it regulary. They are also very prone to addiction, be it sleep, food or drugs. They have no work habits whatsoever but are useful for farm work, especially plowing fields. Marsels do not have many opinions, but do like to mimic other people's preferences. Some specimens exhibit a special talent e.g. an ability to produce every sound known to man, beatboxing, or burping the entire alphabet.
They are also fairly interested in science, but sadly do not have the willpower to achieve great success.
They are also fairly interested in science, but sadly do not have the willpower to achieve great success.
I shaked that man's hand back there, and now my fingers smell like fried chicken. He must be Marsel.
Look at the man sitting on the bench. His stained black shirt and unshaven appearance point to the fact that his name is Marsel.
Dude don't be a Marsel, and get off the couch. Do something productive for a change.
Look at the man sitting on the bench. His stained black shirt and unshaven appearance point to the fact that his name is Marsel.
Dude don't be a Marsel, and get off the couch. Do something productive for a change.
by Futuristic Eggplant May 7, 2014
An all around asshole of a guy who will sleep around with your friends and drink up all the orange juice in your house
by The Golden one April 27, 2013
A dude who thinks it's acceptable to wear a whole jean outfit in public
Goonie cast member
walkin STD
K-fed Enthusiast
Drives a sick Ford that his mommy and daddy pay for, kinda sounds similar to a dying lawn mower
Avid drug user, actual crack
Talks to underaged girls because he thinks statutory rape is chill
Also known as daddy issues Gelvikh.
Goonie cast member
walkin STD
K-fed Enthusiast
Drives a sick Ford that his mommy and daddy pay for, kinda sounds similar to a dying lawn mower
Avid drug user, actual crack
Talks to underaged girls because he thinks statutory rape is chill
Also known as daddy issues Gelvikh.
by Marty6 October 26, 2018