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An exceptionally handsome man with a charming personality that is almost too good to be real. A gentleman. Extremely intelligent & witty with the perfect amount of sass & sarcasm to charm even the bitchiest bitch. Has the sexiest voice & an accent that definitely melts your ice cream if you know what I mean. Marsels are always well groomed with the best facial hair & smoothest balls you'll ever feel. Extremely athletic & built like a large bear; Marsels are usually at the gym or at home pleasing their girlfriend multiple times. The best man ass you've ever seen/felt will only be found on a Marsel. You can set cups on it and bounce quarters off of it. Can be found drinking gallons of Milk/wine watching Star Trek, while sending sexy snaps to the love of his life. Marsels have the ability to be extremely sweet & then transform into the Hulk within a second. The sexiest body ever can be found on a Marsel. Marsels are very protective of their territory and intimidating. A very rare breed of man.
Damn, that guy has the nicest man ass I've ever seen, he must squat like a Marsel.
by Dat Ass Doe 6969 January 3, 2017
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