marriage

the number one cause of divorce

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

marriage

Betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever.

After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.

by cannonball967 July 15, 2015

marriage

long term prostitution

Instead of paying full price at the strip club, Jim used marriage to setup a payment plan.

by longer34119 July 23, 2019

marriage

a licence to fuck

conservatives are big on protecting the sacred bond of marriage.

by krupa May 29, 2004

marriage

What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.

Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 73. She barely got to know him.

by ItsMillyTime August 03, 2007

marriage

A matrimonial state as defined by:

1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together."

2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"

See marriage definition above.

by Loxi July 19, 2009

marriage

the beginning of the end.

Oh boy, hes getting married, our thoughts and prayers go out to him.

by stephen mathews June 18, 2004