a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.
"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"
by toaototoato June 19, 2003
When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician December 12, 2015
A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.
also see back door bandit and hershy highway
also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
by Samuel Wilson June 17, 2004
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019
by john rotten November 14, 2007
After anal sex the resulting mixed discharge of sperm and poo, then greedily lapped up like marmite on hot buttered toast.
I say Mr Cholmdley-Warner your breath is a bit suspect have you been a marmite muncher with Mrs Cholmdley-Warner, Old Chap?
by Gary Johns July 18, 2006