a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses
1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF
by Lizz August 19, 2003
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Someone who has Marfan Syndrome. Commonly used with in group of people.
I'm hanging with my Marfs.
by MarfMan August 9, 2012
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The act of sniffing a cow's hind end as it farts with the goal of obtaining a high from the chemicals released in the flatulence.
Clint was out in the cow pastures marfing all night long.
by JBMooney March 3, 2019
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Did you see what his wife made him?

Yeah she crocheted him a marf, what a lucky guy.
by X3ROX December 8, 2009
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stuff food in your face with no discretion or regard for quantity whatsoever
"i marfed that box of mac and cheese"

"ima marf this bbq chicken"

Me:"Where are my cheese puffs?"

You: " I marfed them all"
by daveydtheemc June 14, 2011
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A rash of the inside of the ass
(girl in bikini walking around)
Boy: whats that red on your butt? I think you have a marf.
by wedonthavemarf March 6, 2009
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Marf- Middle Aged Rugby Fan

(in traffic) "stupid marf wont get his massive range rover out of the way!"
Marf- A marf is a middle-upper class man in his 30's to 50's who attends rugby games with his family usually in tow. Usually found in and around the south west London area and other parts of england.

Marf's wear rugy shirts or polo's and usually have rainbow tinted skiing sunglassed perched atop their head.

Other essential accessories include rolex/omega sports watches.

Their defining items of clothing are sandles and knee length khaki shorts.

Their vehicle of choice is nearly always a range rover v8 sport, or mid sized mercedes saloon.

They are never seen without a plastic beer cup in hand, and are notorious for littering the towns they visit where the games are being held with rubbish. Driving tipsy and acting aloof is part of what they do. They can be (after a drink) very obnoxious, however some are not bad people at all and can be actually good people.

Pimm's in a jug is their drink of choice. Their sons are skinny and have 60's haircuts, with names like alfred, charlie, archie or jonathon.
by Kodackamera August 24, 2009
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