mantyline 

a man who's tighty whities are so tight that the lines are visible through his sweats; pantylines for men.

girl 1: i saw your crush last night!!
girl 2: OMG how did he look??
girl 1: i mean he had mantylines soo...

mantyline by swichee November 14, 2011

Maryline 

1. Maryline is a woman who sets her own definition - a woman of power, principled, individualistic, self-conscious, eccentric, and creative. When in love, an incorrigible romantic, a miserable poet; in a fit of fury, her voice echoed like a damning curse of an ancient goddess; when happy, she strolls in pride and everything else considered nuisance by any standard, looks like a harmless ant.

2. Someone who holds and practices a very sophisticated, transcendental view towards life. Her way of life is a matter of complete freedom within the boundary that she won't hurt others nor set anyone in a cage. Within her circle, you won't feel the circle: you'd feel unconstrained and at ease being yourself.

3. A divine name. The spelling "Maryline" is a rare variation of "Marilyn", elaborated from "Mary" which means Star of the Sea (latin: Stella Maris) - an ancient title of the Virgin Mary.

Example: I know what kind of person this is: she is a complete Maryline!

Maryline by eyster sauze November 27, 2019

coefficient of manliness 

It is a coefficient calculated by dividing your " penis length" by your height and then multiply the result by 100. (MaN=(penis length/height)*100).We measure it in cm and the final result will show us the percentage , how much of your body height is your glory.

What's your manliness coefficient?
I've got higher coefficient of manliness than you
What is your boyfriend's coefficient?

coefficient of manliness by Gizmino March 31, 2021

the alphabet of manliness 

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox

Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"

the alphabet of manliness by LoganP June 26, 2006

manpoline 

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.

In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>

manpoline by Vermonster August 24, 2009

alphabet of manliness 

A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.

This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:

A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies

In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:

- Me

- King Ghidora

- Steve Buscemi

- Lesbians

- Flying Squirrels

- Red Twizzlers

- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow

- Kung Pao shrimp

- Theodore Roosevelt

- Moshi Moshi

- Ivan the Terrible

- Extra sharp cheddar cheese

- Monsters

- Fried chicken

- Chops

alphabet of manliness by TaterMySalad June 11, 2006

mantinee

When two guys just want to, you know, watch movies in the afternoon.

Male 1: Hey man, let's watch that new Palme D'Or/Oscar nominated film. Hell, let's have a double mantinee.

Male 2: Awesome. I'll bring my popcorn popper.

Male 1: What it is!

mantinee by prayforwinter June 7, 2011