1.
Boy: (waking his mom up) Mommy?
Mom: What is it?
Boy: There's a monster in my closet.
Mom: I thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
Boy: Yeah, but this one's wearing a mankini.
2. Oh, don't mind that guy, it's just Borat in his mankini.
Boy: (waking his mom up) Mommy?
Mom: What is it?
Boy: There's a monster in my closet.
Mom: I thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
Boy: Yeah, but this one's wearing a mankini.
2. Oh, don't mind that guy, it's just Borat in his mankini.
by Sid Barrett March 17, 2008
by AllisonR-Barb-Lisa July 11, 2008
The best outfit ever. If anyone ever asks if you want a mankini say yes immediately. Even if you are fat a mankini will get you all the ladies.
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
A one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. Seen on gay friendly beaches all over the world. Only to be worn by the most flaaaaaaayming fags. If you are seen wearing a mankini you are the poster boy for gays......some people might call you faggadocious.......some might even say you are starving a for tube steak smothered in underwear or you are training to suck el-dicko. Everyone will see you as a dung punching ass bandit.
by Cuban Pete October 01, 2004
church was seen in the shower trailer wearing nothing but a mankini
Does the "m" designator stand for "mankini"???
Does the "m" designator stand for "mankini"???
by SPC Boone August 30, 2007
by Doc_G December 11, 2006
by yumyumiwantyourdinoooo October 17, 2011