What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.
by Skanky Blonde December 29, 2005
by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013
"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige
by Left Shark February 10, 2015