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Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.
I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass

Something you say when your luck finally starts to pick up, at least temporarily
*Tourettes guy keeps trying to unscrew a screw , but keeps failing. The screw finally starts to loosen a few minutes later*

"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

National Grab your mans ass day 

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

man-sass 

a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female
Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"
man-sass by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011

Man Sass 

Gripe or complaint of a womanly nature coming from a male.
Person 1: "Hey Adam, you're ugly as hell"
Person 2: "Dakotah, if I wanted your man sass I'd ask for it."
Man Sass by SkarBear October 11, 2009

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass 

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.
I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.