The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's evenbetter if you use hellmanns.
Hey Amy, lets go for some oreosdipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).