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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
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mammalian protruberances 

Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... that's right,you
heard right... our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with
the most exciting mammalian protruberances...

mammalian sighing reflex

This is an album made by Wilbur Soot, if you don't know him, here's a shortened definition in my words, Wilbur is a pretty British boy who's 6'6 and blew up a nation, anyway- this album is fucking cool as hell, if you like YCGMA, you'll like this, trust me, I'm one of the YCGMA fans and I like this,
Person A: Bro have you seen the new album Mammalian Sighing Reflex?
Person B: No? What are you talkin about

mammalian guilt

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.
dinosaurs deserve to be here more than i do. the mammalian guilt is getting to me.
mammalian guilt by cloverjuice June 25, 2025

mammalibal 

a mammal that eats other mammals
As a fish-fowler, I can watch cute little calves , lambs, and piglets without feeling like an evil mammalibal

madmaxian 

Any dystopian landscape or system in which there is little greenery, fuel or humanity to be found. Named after the Mad Max series of films, anything madmaxian is essentially a brutal, lawless hellscape likely filled with either bandits, raiders, and people eagerly executing their worst instincts, or bleak emptiness.

Colombia, Somalia, New Mexico, and regular Mexico are thought to be Madmaxian - a good place to be sunburnt, robbed, and possibly shot.
A: Dude, let's go to Tijuana for some drinks, drugs and bitches!

B: Nah man, that place is Madmaxian. I don't wanna die in three ways at once. Let's hit up Vegas instead.
madmaxian by ragnarqk May 30, 2014

maximalian 

The person who gets their name spelt wrong...
Maximilian
“It’s spelt Maximalian”
maximalian by Maximalian March 23, 2018