Maltenease 

A fucking mumbling idiot usually named shane

Person 1: *mumbling shit as always*
Person 2: are you speaking maltenease?

Maltenease by Hetho November 6, 2018

Matenase 

A white person that dances to amapiano

Come check out this matenase

Matenase by 5starr June 21, 2022

malteaser 

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

malteaser by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004

Hairy Malteaser 

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

Hairy Malteaser by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

malteaser head 

Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.

haha look at that fucking nigga and his malteaser head.

malteaser head by Steve Mcgibbon May 18, 2006

Malteaser 

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.

Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde

Malteaser by rona8z November 22, 2009

malteaser 

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

malteaser by maryanne bob May 18, 2007