mainloading 

the act of force-feeding/smoking/drinking yourself into a vegetative pulp. This is either to please/appease the masses, or to play catch-up after you're girlfriend delayed you're pu$$y-whipped ass at home when you were supposed to be out loading at a normal pace with the boys.

After going shopping with the female and arriving half an hour late, the fellas had me mainloading two six packs lager in thirty minutes.. B@stards!

mainloading by Sheisha ninja February 11, 2009

mainlanding

this is when you are balls deep in a girl, just tearing her shit apart and right when you're going to cum you pull out and spew all in her belly button, then you take your cock and stick it in the belly button and rub all the cum up to her mouth and when you finally arrive at the mainland or her mouth you take your roters and slap 'em all around.

dude, i totally just mainlanded that bitch.

hey sexy, ever been mainlanding?

mainlanding by Corporal Hymen April 20, 2009