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Maidan character 

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.
A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."
Maidan character by The Popcat November 5, 2022
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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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a vietnamese name that means flower.
Mailan is from Vietnam.
mailan by (:(; April 29, 2009

Malibu Manhandler 

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
A ALWAYS beautiful, amazing, girl that can bring a smile to everyone's face
Mailan Bui
Mailan by jec204 August 18, 2011
That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.
"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"
Mathan by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

Manhandle 

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully
Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.
Manhandle by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019