mahlerz 

Bucket slamming, frog killing, naked bridge jumping, crazy ass kids!!!

We are the f***ing mahlerz!!!

mahlerz by Christian Samuel May 14, 2021

mahler 

Mahler was a misunderstood, great composer. If you can listen to mahler, you can listen to anything.

"Wow! Mahler's second symphony is beautiful!"

mahler by Dankmemes69420 November 2, 2016

Mahlerite 

1. One who listens to and/or enjoys the music of Gustav Mahler.

2. A person who understands that the music of Gustav Mahler is truly great, while the music of Anton Bruckner is only just bearable.

3. One who enjoys listening to the music of Gustav Mahler rather than that of Richard Strauss.

4. One who is intelligent, aesthetically gifted, has superbly refined taste in music, and who is therefore excellent.

5. One who knows that Gustav Mahler is, in fact, a greater composer than Richard Wagner. A Mahlerite, as opposed to a Wagnerian.

1.

Trish: Wouldn't you just die without Mahler?

Rita: Absolutely, I'm a devout Mahlerite.

2.

Jack: That felt amazing, it was like the finale from Mahler's 5th.

Sarah: Really? I thought it was more like trying to sit through a Bruckner symphony.

Jack: Oh God, Sarah... please don't say that... please.

Sarah: Just kidding, my legs are still shaking from it.

Jack: You're such a sexy Mahlerite.

3.

"...though I passionately admire the works of Richard Strauss, I am, first and foremost, a Mahlerite."

4.

Cloe: Did you read my thesis on aesthetics?

Liam: Yes, I did.

Cloe: Well...

Liam: You're a Mahlerite.

Cloe: Awww, thank you, Liam.

5.

Lenny: Where's Daniel? the symphony will be starting any minute now.

Simon: Oh, he said he was going to stay at home and watch an opera or something.

Lenny: What? It's Mahler's 3rd, how could he? He's probably a Wagnerian or something.

Simon: Calm yourself, this is no way for a Mahlerite to behave.

Lenny: You're quite right.

Mahlerite by ICatchFish October 3, 2012

Gustav Mahler 

One of the greatest composers to ever live and is rightfully labeled as a genius.

Beautiful symphonies and compositions in general.

Person A: Gustav Mahler? Ugh can't stand that guy, he sucks!
Person B: Kill yourself

Gustav Mahler by kuly860 May 5, 2022

mahler syndrom 

The Mahler Syndrome is a syndrome where an Individual pretends to have a certain illness, mental or physical, or someone who tries to make said illness look worse than it is.
Pretty much someone who seeks attention.

Person A: Person B said their Asthma is really bad.
Person C: But their asthma is ok, they don't even need an inhaler.
Person A: Lmao, Mahler Syndrome.

mahler syndrom by パク March 18, 2017

Mahler Stomp 

A devastating move created by the one and only Alex Mahler, which involves annihilating ones opponent into a pulp, and destroying their demeanor, but can only be accomplished by Alex Mahler.

After I got done with Tori, Mahler came over and Mahler stomped all over her.

Mahler Stomp by Phat Sampras November 18, 2003

Mahler 

An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.

Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”

Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”

Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”

Person 2: “wha…”

Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”

Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”

Mahler by Composer man March 7, 2022