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Magic Johnson 

To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
Magic Johnson by chaseburgala June 6, 2009

Magic Johnson 

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
"I used the magic johnson on her last night."
Magic Johnson by obsidian March 22, 2004

magic johnson 

Doing a girl while hanging from a basketball rim!
I gave her the magic johnson at the courts!
magic johnson by xxKroNicNinjaxx November 19, 2011

Magic Johnson 

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"
"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"
Magic Johnson by Nato July 1, 2005

Magic Johnson 

The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.
Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.
Magic Johnson by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Magic Johnson 

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."
Magic Johnson by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019
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