made the bed Share definition Flag The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping. Husband: "What did you do all day while I was at work?" Wife: "I made the bed 3 times" made the bed by naughtynurse77 June 9, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the made the bed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
