lycist 

A lycist is a person who calls another a racist rather than deal with the facts of his argument.

That lycist called me a racist because I said white privilege can't explain why Asian Americans have a higher per capita income than white Americans.

lycist by marriedmycousin September 18, 2019

lacist 

Being racist about asians, because asians mix up l's and r's

Joke: "Stop being so lacist about Asians!"

lacist by DAFOOQ June 14, 2013

Lacist 

One who discriminates against lace.

Person 1: That dude was a total lacist.
Person 2: Definitely.

Lacist by Milkshakes are just drinks. November 11, 2012

Lysistrata

Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).

Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping today...
Man 2: Well, why not?
Man 1: I have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid's room.
Man 2: But you said yesterday (and I quote), "Ah, screw that. Let's get beer!"
Man 1: Yeah, well, my wife's a crazed lysistrata.

Lysistrata by Necoyama January 9, 2008

Lacist 

Being racist toward oriental people.

"And then he said, 'youl doolberr is bloken'"
"Dude. That's so lacist."

Lacist by The Sexton Hardcastle October 9, 2011

Lacist 

One who demonstrates discrimination against shoe laces, in particular people who wear shoes with said laces.

Guy 1: Get a load of those laces this dude is wearing!
Guy2: Bro that is really lacist of you. Not cool man.

Lacist by Calculate January 13, 2023

Lycrist 

1. A fashionable cyclist, whose clothing of choice is lycra.

2. A cyclist whom is unfamiliar with courtesy and often forgets road-rules.

3. A cyclist whom looks down on less fashionable and less-well equipped cyclists.

Plural: A pack of lycrists

Person 1: I came off my bike on my way to work.

Person 2: How come?

Person 1: Damned cyclist pushed me off the side of the road.

Person 2: Lycrists!

Lycrist by soilduck August 4, 2009