lunchbox

overweight person who is sloppy when (s)he eats.

cory f is a lunchbox.
nicole d is a lunchbox.
krystal k is a lunchbox.
kelly-ann g. is a lunchbox.
you are a lunchbox.

by fudda April 3, 2005

lunchbox

1. A person who is tardy or late.
2. One who doesn't pay attention at an important juncture.

Hey jackass, don't be a lunch box, it's your turn to pull a train on her.

by Old Saggy Balz August 27, 2003

lunchbox

when there are a group of people passing around a weed-smoking device. ie: blunt, bowl, ect. a person who waits too long before hitting it and just sits and STALLS while everyone just wants them to freakin puff and pass, is "lunchboxing." they are a "lunchboxer."

"Dude, you're lunchboxing! Just pass that motha!"

by Janer November 25, 2006

lunchbox

the ugliest thing known alive. A cross between a man and a woman; a big hairy beast. see jay warren's manfriend.

hey lunchbox! Shut the fuck up, ur grossin everyone out, go back and hide in your corner!

by fag'r'u December 13, 2004

lunchbox

A fat or obese guy. He is fat because he eats a lot; a lunchbox is full of food. Can it be more obvious?

"Hey, Lunchbox, quit taking my food!"

by Balano November 18, 2004

lunchboxing

Predicting what happens in sports against your friends. Winner gets a reward. Loser gets a consequence

Bro 1: Bro, why is he paying for your drinks all night?
Bro 2: Because I destroyed him lunchboxing.

Guy: Why did you shave off your eyebrows?

Girl: Lost at lunchboxing. Couldn't hit a shot to save my life.

by sports_R_fun July 16, 2022

Lunchbox

1.) verb. When in the throes of passion, the man suddenly takes all of his junk (including his flaccid penis) and shoves them into the wide-open and welcoming mouth of the woman.

2.) noun. A woman whose mouth is large enough to accept all of your junk.

(verb) I think I'm going to lunchbox the shit out of Sally tonight.

(noun) Sally looks like a real lunchbox!

by wrflmh April 2, 2014