the crappiest town omg! full of backwards thinking white trashy rednecks or semi rich kids but obviously if they were that rich they wouldnt be living in the middle of nowhere!
sad little place only known for "texas tech" haha thats all this place has also full of slutts and weird as shit people and not the good weird. i almost feel bad for anyone who has to live there everyone in a sense is so politically correct its pathetic.....cops everywhere you cant get away with anything, a shitty ass mall,dirt and cotton everywhere.
this place sucks do not go here! you might breathe in an std hah!
texas guy: i like wearing cowboy boots.
new york kid: wtf? just cuz you live in texas doesant mean you have to be a redneck.
texas guy: i'm from lubbock texas!
new york kid: even worse this place is s speck of dirt compared to houston or austin the only places worth visiting here....im outa here.
probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.