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A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 26, 2004
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a significant friend

plural: lovespongies
Singular: I'm going out with my lovesponge tonight!
Plural: Aren't those lovespongies so cute together??
by Jane Mei August 25, 2006
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A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.
Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."

Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."
by aliyyah27 September 24, 2016
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A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 26, 2004
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