love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.

love parcel by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess 

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess by Genovation September 9, 2011