love dump

A shorter way of saying love dumpling. It does not have anything to do with deficating on a sexual partner. Seriously. Stop reporting my name.

Birdie is my lovedump.

it is NOT the following:

Dude, she totally got up after riding me and took a love dump on my chest.

by Lovedump September 16, 2006

Love Dump

What do you do when you've split up with someone.

To quote Static-X:

I really hate you!
Love dumpling
Now my bowels ache, yeah!

by Jibberwocker May 12, 2007

Love Dump

when you cum inside a girls cunt, you fill a condom with your shit and watch her fuck it until it breaks.

man, you should've seen the love dump i gave her last night.

by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

Love dump

After sex you shit your pants and mold it into the shape of a heart for your partner to caress

Bro did you see her love dump?

by Mr. Burgundy July 12, 2017

Tender Love Dump

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.

"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"

by KrRnWi March 10, 2008

love you like a f'ing dump truck

Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.

Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.

by lexanator July 5, 2007

love-dumpling

From the Static-x song "Love Dump", used as Deirdre's user/ screen/ nick name for nearly seven years. It's becoming an alter ego.

"I Always Loved You! love-dumpling!"

by love-dumpling May 7, 2009