(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.
The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
by THE_Æ June 1, 2009
Get the Restless Loser Syndrome mug.A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.
The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.
She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.
They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.
Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.
This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.
She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.
They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.
Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.
This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:
Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."
Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."
Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
by EarlyCuyler June 13, 2010
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A person who consistently performs little or no physical effort in the bedroom or other sexual activities.
My girl's got major Lazy Lover Syndrome. I went down on her for an hour and half, but when it's blowjob time, she's 'tired' after five minutes.
by C.T. Hull February 15, 2019
Get the Lazy Lover Syndrome mug.When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
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