When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.
Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow
by MaddWopp February 5, 2022
Someone who hugs, touches or stays on one subject of a conversation umcomfortably long. Usually unaware they are doing so.
"Man, Josh hugged me forever, he was such a long-on!"
"Ew, a guy at McDonalds was a long-on, he held his hand around mine when I got my drink for maybe ten seconds."
"Amy talked about shoes forever, I didn't know she was a long-on!"
"Ew, a guy at McDonalds was a long-on, he held his hand around mine when I got my drink for maybe ten seconds."
"Amy talked about shoes forever, I didn't know she was a long-on!"
by Katesies_Pirate July 24, 2007
by blaketh May 19, 2004
by Ay yo wys my g June 20, 2019
When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.
Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?!
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.
by Frowsey Murdoch February 2, 2007
To have a very long penis that can penetrate deeply.
by Hot smart asian April 5, 2016