long islander 

A person who is from Long Island (usually from either Nassau or Suffolk). We do not think we're from the city, and never claim to be from there. We're not all homosexual either, I personally only know 2 homosexuals thank you very much. Some say we're stuck up, and we can be. We aren't from upstate so whoever thinks that is a fucking idiot. Oh, we curse a lot. Long Islanders have nothing to do at night because the nightlife is actually DEAD. We don't go to the city that often even though it's so damn close. We go to the beach a lot(most likely a private beach club). Some Long Islanders are from rich areas, or middle class, or poor. We're not all rich, white, and jewish. We don't all get $40,000 cars. But we do tend to be slightly spoiled. We're New Yorkers whether we're from the city or not, Long Island is still in NY. People tend to be jealous of us but, why wouldn't you be?

Stereotypical long islander: 17-year-old girl with Daddy's credit card, driving a new BMW 6 series, texting on her new Swarovski crystal encrusted Juicy Couture Sidekick and carrying a Gucci handbag.

Reality: 17-year-old girl who's been working since she was 15, driving a used car that was either bought for her or she paid for, texting on her pink Razr, and carrying a Coach bag.

long islander by longislandgirl July 28, 2006

long islander 

a long islander has the best of both worlds--the greatest city in the world and some nice beaches all within 15-20 miles. the only people that resent long islanders are people who live in shitty areas of the city...people who wish they could afford a park avenue address...people who know they could never afford long island real estate. so basically, deal with it. classy areas of nyc don't want you and neither does long island.

people from east new york or o-zone park hate long islanders because they're jealous that they can't afford manhattan or long island.

long islander by ella January 25, 2005

Long Islander 

Some of the greatest people around. People who have everyhting they will ever need or want in their reach.

I would like to see a few Long Islanders tear Brokelynguy a new asshole...

Long Islander by LongIs June 11, 2006

Long Islander 

Some one that is from Long Island.
Typically used to show u are from New York, yet not a real New Yorker. You will probably get clowned on more if u introduce yourself as a New Yorker, and then reveal your from Long Island, As if you would of just started of by saying ur a Long Islander.

P1 - "Yerr what's mobbin"
P2 - "Greetings"
P1 - "Ayo brodie where's u from g"
P2 - "Oh I'm a Long Islander"
P1 - "Ight Ight, Respek"

Long Islander by GwiGwis23 November 28, 2021

The Long Islander 

The act of ordering two breakfast meals when at a restaurant.

There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.

The Long Islander by Balboa89 May 4, 2018

Asian Long Islander

Asian Long Islander is the term used for those that are both Asian and from Long Island. They usually don't know their place in society and wish they were white. Their accent is messed up because it is a mixture of an annoying Long Island Accent and a weird Asian accent.

She looks Asian but sounds weird. She must be an Asian Long Islander

Asian Long Islander by Brian 33 May 25, 2006

long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.

I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.

long beach islander by Islander88 July 9, 2021