Locker Stalker

1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.

Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"

Locker Stalker by Kala H. December 21, 2008

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locker stalker

an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school

"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"

"I know he is such a locker stalker"

locker stalker by youlia February 7, 2009

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Locker Stalker • lady locker stalker • locker • locker room • locker box • locker boxing • Locker Room Talk • locker 17 • locker buddy • Locker Pickles

lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.

When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.

lady locker stalker by Skylar Comancho January 7, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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