Loaded Baked Potato 

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

Loaded Baked Potato by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009

loaded baked potato 

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

loaded baked potato by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

Loaded Baked Potato 

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

Loaded Baked Potato by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

Loaded Baked Potato 

The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.

I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!

Loaded Baked Potato by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008

Loaded Baked Potato 

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

Loaded Baked Potato by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008

Loaded Baked Potato 

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.

Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy

Loaded Baked Potato by RustyFruit November 30, 2022

Fully Loaded Baked Potato 

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).

Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

Fully Loaded Baked Potato by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013