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ASSWIPE Litigation
Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.
(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008
Related Words
lizig • lizight • Lizi (girl) • litigation • Lizi • Lizia • Litigatrix • lizge • lizidunkin.charli • Lizielz
Lizism
A religion created on May 8th, 2013 by Liz, also known as popular Tumblr user "egg-rolls." The religion is simple, with it's central message being "don't be an asshole." On it's official Facebook page, the founding quote of the religion is as follows:
"You are an important and beautiful motherfucker. And if anyone ever tells you different, as I always say, eat them. With jelly. The world is yours to take, my amigo. So take it. And all the parts you don't like of it? Stomp on them. Crush them under the weight of your spectacularity. Go get it. Whatever kind of shithole you're in, take a shovel and dig yourself out of it and use it to beat any fuckface who tries to stop you." - Liz
The religion has hundreds of followers worldwide, and they meet in the Tumblr tag #lizism.
"You are an important and beautiful motherfucker. And if anyone ever tells you different, as I always say, eat them. With jelly. The world is yours to take, my amigo. So take it. And all the parts you don't like of it? Stomp on them. Crush them under the weight of your spectacularity. Go get it. Whatever kind of shithole you're in, take a shovel and dig yourself out of it and use it to beat any fuckface who tries to stop you." - Liz
The religion has hundreds of followers worldwide, and they meet in the Tumblr tag #lizism.
"I just joined Lizism because I believe in not being an asshole to anybody!"
"Lizism is a religion that was founded on Tumblr."
"Lizism is a religion that was founded on Tumblr."
Lizism by The Duke Liam McNugget IV May 9, 2013
facebook litigant
A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur
John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.
What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!
tigersaur internet Matlock Barney Fife Michael Scott fucktard naked lawsuiter
What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!
tigersaur internet Matlock Barney Fife Michael Scott fucktard naked lawsuiter
facebook litigant by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014
cock litigation
The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.
cock litigation by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016
litigiphobia
The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.
litigiphobia by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007
Lizish
Liz-ish is a language, similar to English, spoken primarily by Liz's.
Despite the fact that many of the individual words used in English and Liz-ish are in fact the same, knowing one language may not necessarily enable you to speak or understand the other, as the nature of Liz-ish is such that it will only make sense once it has been explained.
It is possible to learn Liz-ish through prolonged exposure to a Liz, though no official translation has been documented thus far.
Liz = Π (Pi) = Can Be Explained if you have forever to hear the end of the tale...
Despite the fact that many of the individual words used in English and Liz-ish are in fact the same, knowing one language may not necessarily enable you to speak or understand the other, as the nature of Liz-ish is such that it will only make sense once it has been explained.
It is possible to learn Liz-ish through prolonged exposure to a Liz, though no official translation has been documented thus far.
Liz = Π (Pi) = Can Be Explained if you have forever to hear the end of the tale...
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026