lizig

The erectile expulsion of semen by a purple dragon. *Purple Dragon cum*

That lizig was so massive, it'll be dripping out of my a** for days!

by -Anders April 27, 2021

ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Lizism

A religion created on May 8th, 2013 by Liz, also known as popular Tumblr user "egg-rolls." The religion is simple, with it's central message being "don't be an asshole." On it's official Facebook page, the founding quote of the religion is as follows:

"You are an important and beautiful motherfucker. And if anyone ever tells you different, as I always say, eat them. With jelly. The world is yours to take, my amigo. So take it. And all the parts you don't like of it? Stomp on them. Crush them under the weight of your spectacularity. Go get it. Whatever kind of shithole you're in, take a shovel and dig yourself out of it and use it to beat any fuckface who tries to stop you." - Liz

The religion has hundreds of followers worldwide, and they meet in the Tumblr tag #lizism.

"I just joined Lizism because I believe in not being an asshole to anybody!"

"Lizism is a religion that was founded on Tumblr."

by The Duke Liam McNugget IV May 9, 2013

facebook litigant

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur

John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

tigersaur internet Matlock Barney Fife Michael Scott fucktard naked lawsuiter

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

litigiphobia

The paralyzing fear of litigation.
Any action or inaction by a corporation or person to avoid potential lawsuits.

litigiphobia leads to the label on a plastic bag: THIS IS NOT A TOY

by John F. Oliver November 8, 2007

Lizish

Liz-ish is a language, similar to English, spoken primarily by Liz's.

Despite the fact that many of the individual words used in English and Liz-ish are in fact the same, knowing one language may not necessarily enable you to speak or understand the other, as the nature of Liz-ish is such that it will only make sense once it has been explained.

It is possible to learn Liz-ish through prolonged exposure to a Liz, though no official translation has been documented thus far.

Liz = Π (Pi) = Can Be Explained if you have forever to hear the end of the tale...

Lizish: On the subject of drinking: "...Plus it makes you forget you're a vegetable."

Lizish: (out of nowhere) I just wanted to see if the penguins have better co-ordination than me...

L1"Where did you get your boots?"
L2 Lizish *Looks down at her boobs* I grew them :D

by B_CTR August 4, 2012