Liquor Vulture

Someone who never gets a drink of their own, but instead drinks the last sips and dregs of everyone elses drink.

Man, Mike finished off all of our Smirnoff Ice's while we were gone; he's a total liquor vulture.

by BluLobster January 12, 2010

Liquor License

The phonetic representation of lick her license. Generally refering to a homosexual female who enjoys the act of cunniligous, or rug munching.

Annie undoubtedly has a liquor license because she turned me down for a date.

by DG May 15, 2003

signature liquor

the one type of alcohol or mixed drink that mere thoughts of which will forever sicken the drinker, due to a really bad experience in the past.

partier # 1: patron shots for everybody!
partier # 2: (gags and runs away.)
partier # 1: WTF?
partier # 3: he had waaaay too many shots at his sister's wedding. now tequila's his signature liquor.

by stuku August 9, 2009

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

Malt Liquor

High-powered, cheap source of booze-based amusement when one has only thirty dollars until payday. Seven dollars buys a lot of time-killing fun.

All I had for entertainment was a newspaper and three forty ounce bottles of malt liquor. It was a great day nonetheless.

by Duce's Liver October 22, 2005

Liquor Picking

Waiting outside a shop and asking someone to buy you booze.

how you gunna get that booze ? your underaged
... oh il just go Liquor Picking.

by Sammy Fellerman December 21, 2009

food and liquor

phrase equivalent to "pros and cons"
derived from Lupe Fiasco's album

Let's take a look at the food and liquor of the situation: even though your brother got arrested, now you can have the room all to yourself for the next 6 months.

by Muhammad Alam December 2, 2007