Tequila Squeala 

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.

Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!

Tequila Squeala by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

Tequila San-rise by mhibma July 17, 2006

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

tequila suicide by jeff24 September 5, 2005

Tequila sandwich 

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

Tequila sandwich by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

tequila stuntman 

A tequila shot antic in which the drinker:
1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.

This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.

My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila stuntman in front of the whole bar and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night.

tequila stuntman by Mina February 16, 2004

Tequila Story 

The term used to describe a crazy past event that occurred while deeply under the influence tequila. This usually is an embarrassing event.

She got her tequila story last night!

Tequila Story by JT06 February 19, 2009

tequila sunrise 

A mixed drink that can be made in 3 steps:
1. Pour tequila into a highball glass.
2. Add ice and trickle grenadine on top.
3. Fill the rest of the glass with orange juice and stir once.


Note: If you want to make a siberian sunrise instead just use vodka

I'd make more tequila sunrises, but we're out of ice.

tequila sunrise by spastic biscuit August 30, 2005