Linconling 

The small moment in time where you get extremely excited over something but don't know what you're excited over

Oh man I just had a crazy linconling

Linconling by Thicc Manz September 26, 2017

[lingolingo] 

A fantasy language whose words are based off every known human language. Means you are either intelligent or you aren't being understood.

"You got an A on the test? You must speak lingolingo or something."

"What did you say? I couldn't understand it. You must be speaking lingolingo."

[lingolingo] by TheKidWhoInventedLingolingonia September 30, 2008

Lincolin log poopy 

A poop that floats above the water in the toliet and releases a large ammount of stench.
You create a lincolin log poopy by layering the toilet water with tolet paper and then taking a shit in a log form and it will become supported by the toilet water and poke out of the toilet.

"Hey man look at that lincolin log poopy I left in that stall."

Lincolin log poopy by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005

Lincolning 

Using your cell phone to read or see in dark situations, just as Abe did when reading by candlelight.

Mom: Johnny, what are you doing in the backseat? Are you on that snap text thing?
Johnny: I'm lincolning my homework Mom.

Friend 1 in the car: Hey man, turn on the light so I can see this.
Friend 2 driving: Dude, lincoln it.

Lincolning by CrazyDadLife March 13, 2013

Lintoning

To borrow something and never give it back.

Mr. Garner asked to borrow my Boondocks DVD's and my 2 PSP's. It's been a year and I still haven't gotten any of them back. I hate it when he's lintoning.

Lintoning by DaBoobah April 10, 2010

Lincolning 

When a guy nuts on the back of someone's head in the cinema

I was lincolning while watching Avengers at the cinema

Lincolning by anonymous September 22, 2025

The Lincolning 

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.

"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."

The Lincolning by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023