I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!
Dude: I made a pie
Me: No way!
Dude: Totes. From scratch. It's saskatoon.
Me: Fuck you that's awesome.
Dude: You're awesome. Let's eat it together, then I'll eat your pie.
Me: You know what? I like your hat.
A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!