liket hat

a hat that is not flattering at all to the wearer, but the wearer insist upon keeping it anyways.

Jane's liket hat was so ugly that her friend were planning to steal and burn it.

by Joshua Holland September 3, 2004

wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)

Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!

by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.

I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!

by JMC70 November 28, 2016

Like Your Hat

Adjective: A general compliment showing appreciation for another, or their ideas. Anonym to "Fuck Your Hat".

Dude: I made a pie
Me: No way!
Dude: Totes. From scratch. It's saskatoon.
Me: Fuck you that's awesome.
Dude: You're awesome. Let's eat it together, then I'll eat your pie.
Me: You know what? I like your hat.

by karmap0licia May 20, 2010

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 28, 2011

Drop you like a hat

let someone go

"Don't get stupid with me or I will drop you like a hat"

by antiCF December 20, 2018

I'd wear a hat on a day like that

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007