Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.

When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off

by TSJM October 29, 2021

Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 05, 2022

lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.

Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"

by SweatyMoose! January 14, 2016

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.

"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"

by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016

White Lightning

A cocktail made from denatured alcohol and milk rumored to be consumed by Australian aboriginals.

Michael: Hey Edwin, wanna go sniff some petrol?
Edwin: Nah, I been down to Centerlink. Ima go ride the White Lightning.
Michael: Deadly! Let's do it bloke.

by 34345464575676868678 December 14, 2018

White Lightning

White Lightning is a slang term for someone with the hugest skibidi rod.

"Have you seen that guys White Lightning?" Said James

by Lil blevins Iover December 10, 2023