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don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

shed some light

When you reveal information or details about something .
Also, clarify or help people understand something.
We've hired a private investigator to help shed some light on the matter of the cheating, he gave us the most revealing pictures.
shed some light by Paoolur October 8, 2021

lightsheir 

Absolutely loves lolis. This man is incredibly good at C# and will freaking hack your mom if you try and stop him. A Neko Guardian that owns all lolis. Get that mega mommy milk out of here, as he does not accept any of that. A god. And one that will rewrite your life.
Person: "I just saw lightsheir in a server."
Me: "You have been blessed by the loli god."
Lightsheir: "ez."
lightsheir by Loli Princess June 2, 2018

lightshade 

The term "Lightshade" is used to call someone a fanatic for the 1980s and the retrowave style. Things such as 80s cars, neon lights, and David Hasselhoff easily please any Lightshade deeply. Anything from the 1990s and beyond however is hated by a Lightshade.
I was talking to this dude, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and he even had a mullet....

Does he like Knight Rider?
Yeah.
He's a Lightshade.
lightshade by Not_cybernetic_alex September 3, 2017

Lighthedshit

When someone stupid does something really stupid.
wow dude thats some lighthedshit!!!!
Lighthedshit by ChadPogchamp January 2, 2021