don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

Light Shed

It is a shed where a person or one's family stores light/sound, depending on one's /one's family's culture. Commonly used in the 1920s.

Go save that light in the light shed

by Benfredrickson85 September 08, 2025