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lick my nine

Suck my dick bitch
Biggs: You ho lick my nine
Ho: Sounds like FUN
lick my nine by Studly MAN May 12, 2003

lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun
Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)
lick my nine by AR000 January 12, 2009

Lick My Nine

1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.

2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.
Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid

John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!
Lick My Nine by the k what hey February 24, 2011

lick my nine

lick my nipple taken from Austen Powers
Lick my nine fo shizzle my nizzle
lick my nine by individual March 6, 2005

lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.
mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky
lick my nine by Miklus April 25, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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