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Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

The Mole of Liberty 

A large and rather obtrusive mole on the left side of Barack Obama's nose. It is known as the Mole of Liberty because as a mole on the president it is the mole with the most liberty in the USA.
Man, check out the mole of liberty! Obama should get that removed soon starting to creep me out.

Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!
You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

Liberty Baptist Church 

May or may not be a church with disgusting beliefs or a pumpkinoid sex cult. We aren't really sure and have no way of knowing. Associated with Pastor Tommy McMurtry.
"I'm so excited to get dirty with the Liberty Baptist Church's pumpkins at straight pride!"

Liberty Mutual 

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.
Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"

USS Liberty 

American Navy intelligence ship which was attacked by Israeli aircraft and surface vessels in 1967, resulting in the deaths of 34 Americans.
"At least the terrorists made no pretense of being our allies when they killed our men and women aboard the USS Cole. The same cannot be said for those who attacked the USS Liberty."

"The USS Liberty was a lightly armed intelligence shipped, and was allegedly mistaken for a Egyptian cargo ship."
USS Liberty by karl a d January 9, 2009