stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
by C February 24, 2004
by quotinglammy October 15, 2008
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009
The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.
Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume.
Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*
Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*
by Corvus_ July 29, 2021
by Red ‘rarri May 30, 2018
As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.
by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022