lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

by Alex Long February 11, 2006

lemon law

the rule to decide if you want to spend the rest of your date with that person in the first 10 minutes.

Dude i thought the the date was going well but i guess not because after about 10 minutes she said sorry you've been lemon lawed and she left.

by willyt1993 December 15, 2008

Lemon law

When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.

by Sven’s D June 21, 2018

Lemon Law

When a girl ain’t got no booty but she wearing them Lulu Lemons. She’s violating the lemon law!

Girl take them off, you violating the Lemon Law You gotta have booty to wear Lulu’s!

by M. Walker May 15, 2018

the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.

i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick

by The Graham November 23, 2009

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

The Law of the Lemon

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.

The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023