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legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.
Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
legal alien by Marco Felipes December 24, 2007
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legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
legal alien by Captain69 January 1, 2008

Legal Alienation

The feeling of estrangement from the legal system—a sense that law is not a tool of justice but an incomprehensible, distant, and often hostile apparatus. Legal alienation arises when you cannot afford a lawyer, when proceedings are delayed for years, when the language of statutes and rulings is impenetrable, when the law protects the powerful while punishing the poor. It is the belief that the legal system operates for its own sake, not for you, and that justice is a lottery you cannot win.
Legal System Alienation

A more specific form of legal alienation: the estrangement from the entire apparatus of courts, procedures, and institutions. It includes the experience of being processed, not heard; of seeing delays, technicalities, and costs that crush genuine claims; of knowing that your case will be decided by a judge or jury who have no context for your life. Legal system alienation produces cynicism: the law is not a shield or a sword, but a labyrinth designed to exhaust you before you ever reach a resolution.

Example: “Her small claims case was postponed four times in two years—legal system alienation, justice delayed and denied by its own machinery.”

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026